The difficulty with being awesome*, is that it can make you very busy. For the very awesome, that busyness can typically take place on weekend days, for example, Friday night. As it turns out, Ms. Information, who is particularly awesome, has the continued burden of busyness in proportion to her awesome.

What I’m trying to say is that she can’t come out and play this Friday. I know, it’s disappointing, but the good news is that it’s only a few more weeks wait. She’ll be here, with bells on**, Friday, June 24th instead. 

I’ll see you all then!

*All claimed attributes of awesomeness are derived from informal observation of awesome people. No presumption of awesome is being made by the author. 

**What the heck does this phrase mean anyway?